Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Joker King - find funny jokes from here.
Gregib 2 day.agoHe asks "What can the government do for you?" A man says: "We basically have two problems.... The first one is... we have no doctor in town" The politician immediately pulls out his iphone, dials a number and has a short conversation. He hangs up and says: "Settled, there will be a doctor here from tomorrow on... What's the second problem?" "We don't have a mobile phone signal..."
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No? Gross.
We haven't gotten gig yet.
Checking guest Wifi-s and one called BBW-Guest-Wifi pops up in a Torrid store. It was for the Bath and BodyWorks next door 🤦♂️
A carrot.
The number one answer by far was, "who are you; get out of my bathroom"
This wireless telegraphy reminds me of a groundless quarrel What possible connection is there between the two? It’s practically having words over nothing Hahaha (I don’t get it either)
I said sure if I can watch you use it. I still just roll mine on but I'm ready to learn a new way.
As he's driving along a country road, with wind blowing through what's left of his hair, he hears a siren. He realizes he's been speeding the whole time, so he thinks "I have a sports car, I'll just outrun the cop!" and zooms off. After a bit he thinks "What the hell am I doing?" and pulls over. The cop gets out and walks to his window, and says "Look it's been a long day. It's Friday the 13th and a full moon at the same time. If you can tell me an excuse I haven't heard before, you're free to go." The man thinks for a second and says "My wife left me for a police officer. I thought you were trying to give her back." "Have a good day, sir."
I said "can he throw one of those stars made of metal?" He said "Shuriken".
When my mom burst in the room, screaming about "Put the tape measure away!" and "Wipe that off the kitchen table!"
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